Faster Than 5G | The Penis Has An Upload Speed of 2.343 Gigabytes Per Second

Опубликовано: 02 Июнь 2025
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Human cum contains 9.3 billion Gigabytes of data
The penis ejaculates between 40 million and 1.2 billion sperm cells each ejaculation. For simplicity’s sake, I’m going to assume that your ejaculation contains 250 million sperm cells. We know that each individual sperm cell contains 37.5 Megabytes of information. DNA is coded into 4 letters: A T G and C.

A single byte can hold 4 of these letters. I explain where this number comes from in the actual video, so stop reading get scroll back up :)

The human genome has a bit over 3 billion base pairs. The male sperm contains half of the genetic information. So 3 billion / 2 / by the 4 letters per byte gets us 375,000,000 bytes. Or 37.5 megabytes. Now let's go back to the ejaculation. Using our assumption of 250 million sperm cells per ejaculation, we can see that each time we let one loose, the penis shoots out jizz containing 9.375 billion megabytes of data.

This is equal to 9.375 billion gigabytes or 9,375 Terabytes.

Here's where I did my little experiment:
My time spent ejaculating was about 4.3 seconds. For the sake of easy math, I'm just going to round it down to a cool four seconds flat. Let's also assume (for the sake of math) that this ejaculation contained exactly 250 million sperm cells. This means that my penis uploaded an average of 2,343,750,000 megabytes per second. Or 2.34375 GB per second.

That’s some pretty fast data transfer….