I'm the Bride of the Pirate King - feat. Gabrielle Ruiz - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
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I'm The Bride of the Pirate King
Starring Gabrielle Ruiz
Written by Rachel Bloom and Adam Schlesinger
Valencia:
WHEN HE CAME TO MY TOWN UPON HIS SHIP,
HE PILLAGED AND PLUNDERED AND LOOTED
“YOU’RE MINE NOW!” HE SAID, WITH A DEVILISH GRIN
“SUBMIT OR BE EXECUTED!”
YET, NOW THAT I’M HIS BRIDE,
I FEEL NOTHING BUT WARMTH DEEP INSIDE
I LOVE THE PIRATE KING
I SIT ON HIS LAP AND TO HIM I SING
HE CALLS ME HIS SPARROW, HIS LAMB, HIS PET
HIS ROUGH PIRATE KISSES, I’LL NEVER FORGET
HE HITS ME BUT HE DON’T MEAN NO HARM
THOSE SLAPS ARE PART OF HIS PIRATE-ISH CHARM
SOMETIMES I SAY, “STOP IT,” BUT DEEP DOWN I KNOW
IF I DIDN’T LIKE IT, I WOULD HAVE LEFT LONG AGO
I LOVE THE PIRATE KING
HE CALLS MY NAME AND IT MEANS ONE THING
HE’S CRAVING MY TOUCH, WARM AND DEEP
HE TAKES HIS PLEASURE EVEN WHEN I’M ASLEEP
IF I DIE AT HIS HAND, IT WON’T BE A SURPRISE
‘CAUSE MY LOVE FOR THE PIRATE KING IS TRUE AND PURE AND WISE
