Becoming Tarkov's GREATEST Trader
Links
Twitter: / cryptichd1
Twitch: / crypticinhd
Second Channel: / @extracryptic
Z Mans Channel: / @direct8036
Greetings my students and welcome to my class, It is I CrypticHD, that is Cryptic, Today, I'll be Trading in Escape from Tarkov (not in MINECRAFT with MrBeast), I recently brought a 0.00000000000000001% stake in Twitter, so me and Elon Musk will both be owning it (Nobody will be meanie to meie). This will allow for Johnny Depp to get a 360 noscope on Amber Heards trial (This trial has serious implications on future trials). Error, error 464.Sixty Four Seven three five 420 (lol), 1 Hundee and 2 sevens 4654 x 112, Defend the A point, Attack the B point, PROVIDE AIR COVER FOR OUR BASE, HIT THE SILK. KEE BIRD IS GONE,
THERE ARE ONLY 2 BOEING MODEL 29 BOOMIES LEFT IN THE WORLD IN FLYABLE CONDITION (gg).
Zyrin has a job and he works many hours, he bakes many types of nuts made of dough, that are circles (WOW). He should bake a review of the Tarkov guns (WHERE IS THE NEW RIM EPISODE).
Song references (The ones that fall under flair use my bru)
Menu Music 3 - Race Driver Grid
Get on the Bus - Earthbound
If your down here, Thanks for watching.
