Why is this Tulip a "Perfect Flower?

Опубликовано: 25 Февраль 2025
на канале: TiborasaurusRex

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Tulips are perfect flowers - biologically speaking. Just in case WWIII were to occur where 3/4 of the earth would be burnt up and this flower could not find an adequate spouse, this flower has the option to 'marry' itself and still produce offspring. Crazy! Supposedly, tulips are also complete flowers, but I couldn't find the sepal, maybe I'm blind...someone help me out - one of you flowerologists please explain this to me. Is this really a 'complete flower'?

Yes: Somebody just discovered "flower mode" on their camera! Of course, flower mode is best used to film flowers, so in order to fulfill this camera feature's exact purpose, this video HAD TO BE done.

This video was created by: TiborasaurusRex

Flowers in this video were NOT created by TiborasaurusRex, but rather by Almighty God.

Flower name: Tulip (Lilac Wonder)
Original genetic composition done by: Almighty God
Gene pool frequency modified by: Flower breeding guys in a greenhouse someplace
Bulb stuck into the ground by: Mrs. TiborasaurusRex
Watered by: A cloud
Flower observed and appreciated by: TiborasaurusRex

Calm down you silly "this flower popped out of the ground by accident" guys. I'd like to see you build a flower from scratch using raw inorganic minerals, sunlight, and atmospheric carbon dioxide - by accident. Then I would listen to you. lol You silly turkeys, you. "Flower popped out of the ground by itself" Ha! Get a microscope! That thing is awesome! I am pretty sure my Ibanez SZ520 guitar and my Fender Stage 160 amp didn't form over time from raw inorganic molecules by accident, and that flower is infinitely more complex than that! Not only that, I have to 'play' my guitar to get any coherent song to come out of it - I'd like to see protein synthesis and even the most basic forms cellular metabolism start to happen by accident. Maybe I'm crazy, but I still don't think even this little flower could have happened completely by accident. If you still think I'm wrong, don't worry, I still like ya ;-) This is just the best I can make things out given the information at hand. Peace.