Santa Ana Winds - feat. Eric Michael Roy - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
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"Santa Ana Winds"
Starring Eric Michael Roy
Written by Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom, and Jack Dolgen
Mr. Santa Ana:
WEEEEEEOOOOOOOHWHEEEEEE
HELLO THERE IT'S ME
I'M THE SANTA ANA WINDS
I CAUSE ALLERGIES
I ALSO MAKE THINGS WEIRD
A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME
I'M A HOT HOT BREEZE
THAT ORIGINATES FROM HIGH PRESSURE AIR MASSES
TECHNICALLY I'M KNOWN AS A KATABATIC WIND
THAT'S SCIENCE FOR A PAIN IN YOUR ASSES
I'M MYSTICAL BUT ALSO CARRY DANGEROUS SPORES
I BRING WHIMSY AND FOREST FIRES
WHEN I BLOW THERE'S MAGIC IN THE AIR
AND A HIGHER RISK OF SUICIIIIIDE
I MAKE CHILDREN WHEEZE
'CAUSE I'M THE SANTA ANA WINDS
TO REITERATE I MAKE THINGS WEIRD
WHEN I BLOW IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEEEEEEEE
I'LL BE BACK
BECAUSE I'M THE WIND
AND ALSO KIND OF A NARRATOR
