Strip Away My Conscience - feat Rachel Bloom - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
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"Strip Away My Conscience"
Starring Rachel Bloom
Featuring Scott Michael Foster
Written by Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger and Jack Dolgen
REBECCA:
MY WHOLE LIFE
I’VE WANTED TO BE BAD.
DANCERS:
TO BE BAD, TO BE BAD, TO BE BAD
REBECCA:
BUT WHENEVER I TRIED,
THE RESULT WAS ALWAYS SAD.
DANCERS:
SO SAD
SO PATHETIC, WEAK AND SAD.
REBECCA:
HOWEVER, NOW I KNOW
A CERTAIN BEAU
WHO DOESN’T WORRY ‘BOUT WHAT’S DECENT OR RIGHT.
DANCERS:
THAT’S YOU.
NATHANIEL:
Yeah, I got that.
REBECCA:
SO HOW ‘BOUT NOW
YOU TEACH ME HOW…
TO BE RUTHLESS AND CRUEL --
YEAH I’M READY TONIGHT!
SO…
STRIP AWAY MY CONSCIENCE.
PEEL AWAY MY VALUES--
RIP OFF MY COMPASSION WITH YOUR TEETH.
POUND AWAY MY MORALS --
SPANK OFF ALL MY KINDNESS --
Ooh!
EXPOSE THE DORMANT BITCH THAT LIES BENEATH.
YOU DEVIL
LEAD ME TO THE DARK SIDE
LIKE A LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER
THEN DO ME IN A HOT TUB FILLED WITH EVIL ‘STEAD OF WATER--
LET’S MAKE WAR NOT LOVE ALL NIGHT AND DAY.
IT’S HOT HERE IN HELL SO…
STRIP IT ALL AWAY.
Stop hitting yourself.
YEAH BABY
YOU’RE A SOUL-SUCKING,
CORPORATE PIECE OF TRASH!
WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT SEX, LIES AND CASH!
SO TELL ME ‘BOUT YOUR SINS
AND SHOCK ME WITH THEIR LURIDNESS
LET ME BE YOUR PUPIL,
LET ME CHOKE ON YOUR COCKSUREDNESS.
REBECCA + DANCERS:
INNUENDOOOOO!
REBECCA:
STRIP AWAY MY CONSCIENCE
TEAR AWAY MY JEW GUILT
KISS AROUND MY SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG.
(BUT NOT ON IT, IT’S SENSITIVE).
BABY, IT’S SUCH FOREPLAY WHEN YOU SLITHER LIKE A MORAY--
DANCERS:
EEL.
REBECCA:
IT’S WORTH THE DISCOMFORT OF MY THONG.
YOU’RE LIKE PROFESSOR SNAPE IN HIS SAD DUNGEON WITH HIS POTIONS--
‘CAUSE SOMEHOW YOU DON’T HAVE THAT SUCKY THING CALLED EMOTIONS
50 SHADES OF MORALLY GREY.
AND THONGS ARE SO UNCOMFORTABLE SO…
STRIP IT ALL AWAY.
STRIP IT ALL AWAY.
STRIP IT ALL AWAY!
That was just up my butt.
