Herkko Käämioja from SCP-8696. Go read it and the tale I wrote for it, or else you're FAKE FANS!!!11!1!!.. If you're okay being a fake fan though, here's the context.
TLDR: After some scientific shenanigans, Herkko has 4 arms and can't go outside of the SCP Foundation anymore. Thus, he has a lot of time to think about his life. His boring, depressing, lonely loser life :-C
I hope you like the little translations I made. Ei oo mitää täydellisii ku käänsin enkusta, mut ihan hyvin väänsin omasta mielestä.