Mythic Rap Battles of Azeroth: Peon Vs. Peasant
I had to... It made me laugh. I added subtitles via YouTube (so click the CC button on the vid)
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Lyrics-
Peon:
Zug zug, time to harvest me a peasant
I'm ready to work, and its not gonna be pleasant
so trot off to the forest, there's an oak that needs hewing
while your wife calls for me cause someone need doing
you looking at me like i'm a piece of pork
you not poking me, redneck, me not that kinda orc!
so work work polish armor till it shines
all I need is my pick for this hick because hes Mine
Peasant:
I'm ready to work, Dis orcie gettin punted
like the unwanted hunchback from 300
a horse kicked me once... it hurt
way more than your verse, dabu isn't a word
gonna beat you worse than your own orcs, right -o!
you slave in the mud, while I plow with the hoes
and my wife wouldn't touch you, disfigured and green
What is it? not like no orc I've ever seen..
Peon:
whaaat me busy, leave me alone
we diggin ally graves out in the crossroads
So what you want? no peasant gonna win
when us peons pass gas we call it stormwind
No time for play for peons okie dokie?
Back away from the sheep, cut out the pokey pokey
orcie say kill a peasant? I be happy to
blizzard even had a peon holiday in EU
Peasant:
You dig in the mud with bare hands, i mine gold
I'm paid for my work, you get beaten and sold
I create castles out of stone when I work
Your entire horde lives in huts made of dirt
what, more work? You cant take me on
off i go then i got something to peon
i can convert into militia to be empowered
but even wowpedia calls you a coward
