Walmart
i saw a toddler eat a cigarette
on a cart of keystone beer
i was eyeing art supplies
some dude named tanner called me queer
i do not wanna go
to walmart today
i saw a woman, stranded, hummin
to the tune of delta dawn
on a dead battery scooter
with jus pajamas
i do not wanna go
to walmart today
to walmart today
or tomorrow
or the day after that
don’t go misunderstand me fer some pinko commee rat
i hold close the belief
rising waters raises ships
but was burying the living
good ole sammy’s dyin wish?
i saw a 104 yr old woman
bolted to a register countin change
her manager was 10 years old
with a smart phone for a brain
i saw a family of 33,
red headed, boilin over
pick the clearance isle apart
like sum buzzards on the shoulder
i don’t wanna go to
walmart today
or tomorrow
or the day after that
it’s a mirage in a desert of bullshit
they created
that’s a fact
i also do believe to the victor
goes the prize
but to keep a good man down
is jussa somethin
i despise
i saw a serpent in the produce
hissin, coiled
talkin smack
he was talkin about prices
sum shit about rollin back
I do not want to go
to walmart today
this just in
a 5 News Forecast
“Dusting of snow”
i need eggs and bread and milk
like i need another hole
i do not wanna go
to walmart today
to walmart today
or tomorrow
or the day after that
don’t go misunderstand me fer some pinko commee rat
i hold close the belief
rising waters raises ships
but was burying the living
good ole sammy’s dyin wish?
yee haw
