I wrote a song about cucking my friend Jarv's TAVOR rifle inspired waifu because he likes guns and is a Canuck and you can't spell Canuck without CUCK. Because I could and I had a free morning. Fuck you, have a free mp3 of it. Be more careful of small panda lesbians next time, Jarv. You fucking cuck.
https://www.mediafire.com/?z9a30jybuc...
Image by / on_thebounce because HE IS A CUCK but he's legit great and a good sport
LYRICS
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Let me
Reminisce about the time that I told ya
Give up waitin' for that wanna-be soldier
Boys with toys will never grow up
And we're only getting older
Please excuse the profanity and swearing
I must admit I kinda stopped caring
Holy shit, your tip is so hot
Fuck the Glock, Smith, and Wesson
Yeah it's you that I'm wearing
I can see you're 'bout to lurch
Up there in your Sniper's perch
Better change your name to "Anthony Burch"
No I won't stop
CUCKING CUCKING CUCKING
FUCKING SUCKING LUCKING out with you
She's just too good
LOOKIN' LOOKIN' LOOKIN'
FUCKING SUCKING LUCKING out with you
woo