Fake "alpha male," real penniless beggar bum five-time draft-dodging coward, adjudicated "rapist" and "business fraud," idiot, innumerate failure, 34-time convicted felon, racist, sexist, pedophile and habitual liar and illiterate clown, donald drumpf, is obsessed with Arnold Palmer's penis, and simulating fellatio on random objects. Maybe drumpf is hiding even more, Rainbow, secrets.