ANNOUNCEMENT: "Underground Grandpa’s Apocalypse Guitar Stream"

Опубликовано: 28 Апрель 2025
на канале: Václav Karaoke

🚬 Title: Sidewalk Cigarette Butts & The Funeral of Pride (A Dimly Lit Rant)

💀 THE VIBE:
2035. You’re a former "Senior Fullstack Ninja," now a starving basement gremlin on Windows 35. Crypto’s corpse is cold, AI stole your job, and your NFT cat won’t even trade for ramen.

⚡ WHY WATCH?
— Laugh at Silicon Valley’s "retirement plan" delusions.
— Learn doom chords for the apocalypse (–5, +7, +9 sus).
— Hear stories from a man who met: Sergei Mavrodi (scam king), Malik Saidullaev (oligarch), and Viktor Tsoi (KINO) in 1989.

🎸 Format: 40% music, 60% trolling. For: Jaded devs, Tsoi stans, and doomsday preppers.

#UndergroundGrandpa #DevsOnWelfare #ApocalypseGuitar #SeniorCuckoosNest

ENGAGEMENT HOOKS (CYRINGE-FREE EDITION):
For Cynics:
"What’s the dumbest ‘retirement plan’ you’ve heard from a techie? (Bonus points for crypto copium.)"

For Survivalists:
"If a coding bro begged for post-apocalypse tips, what’s the FIRST skill you’d teach? (Mine: how to barter a GPU for canned beans.)"

For Music Nerds:
"What’s the ‘Stairway to Heaven’ of post-collapse busking? (Drop your tabs, cowards.)"

For Drama Lovers:
"Which tech CEO deserves a diss track? (Zuck’s metaverse flute solo vs. Musk’s X.com requiem.)"

For Crypto Roasts:
"Worst NFT trade you’ve seen? (I’ll start: ‘Bored Ape’ for half a moldy Snickers.’)"

For the Finale:
"Last message to Silicon Valley before the servers die? (Mine: ‘CTRL+ALT+DEL your ego.’)"

RUSSIAN-CODED BONUS QUESTIONS (FOR MAXIMUM CHAOS):
"What survives the apocalypse? 1) Guitar 2) Spam 3) …______? (Hint: it’s not your JS framework.)"
"Play a riff so sad it makes a Scrum Master cry."
"Salary negotiation in 2035: ‘I accept payment in bullets and buckwheat.’"
"True or false: Every crypto bro is now a forklift operator. (Prove me wrong.)"
"If your basement was a country, what’s its national anthem? (Mine: ‘Smoke on the Water’ but it’s just coughing.)"