Zelda Rap

Опубликовано: 14 Январь 2025
на канале: John Hicks

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No this is not my voice.
Also, sorry it is not the full song. (this is what i downloaded)

Back when I was riseing up
All the suckers used to play
Acting like they all that
And no one knew the way
To Ganon's castle, Level nine
Link had the power, I had the mind
I held the magic sword way up high
I knew I could win I didn't have to try
The NES Advantage was on my side
I take evil for a ride
I smoke the tactites like they was hooch
Cause soon I know I'd have zelda's cootch
I'd walk to meet The motherfuckin gannon
He'd dissappear like a ball from a cannon
I raise my voice and I shout out loud
I got the triforce and I am proud
I finally hit him with the silver arrow
And you know I leave the rock
Even though the road to good is narrow
Zelda's on my jock
Cause my balls is big, to be this brave
Princess zelda is the one I saved
Now I'm playing with power
The nineteen eighty's will never go sour