Here's the translation:
"A man who limits himself to only few actions will suffer irreversable deformations. The ability to sit for long amounts of time. Formation of magazines from excessive consumption."
Damn, couldn't they have the gamer guy be the fat one? Got nothing against that second guy, but damn, imagine that hoodie lifting up to reveal that gut~
And no, sadly, no expansion happens to that woman after that, instead she grows a hunched back. But at least I have a fat guy~