Time ticks for all mortals. But Genshin Impact's characters do not need to succumb to the whims of time, so let's imagine how we'd update these outdated characters.
/ kazoocat
TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 Intro
0:50 Venti
8:20 Childe
15:10 Albedo
20:51 Mona
29:14 Dehya
33:27 Small Adjustments
36:22 Conclusion
36:41 Outro
Some footage from:
Mr. Abubu: • Venti's sneaking on Dawn winery #shorts
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Music used:
(0:08) ONBS Building - Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness
(0:50) Bard's Adventure - Genshin Impact
(2:07) Doing it Right - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
(3:42) Tutorial Session - Rivals of Aether
(4:31) Looking for the Boss (Reprise) - ENA: Dream BBQ
(6:05) Angel's Share - Genshin Impact
(6:53) Main Theme - Balatro
(8:20) From Snezhnaya With Boldness - Genshin Impact
(8:25) Main Theme - Papers, Please
(9:07) Pokegear Radio: Buena's Password (Beta Mix) - SiIvaGunner
(9:46) Prisma Cafe - Paper Mario: Color Splash
(10:53) Boo Night Fever - Paper Mario: Sticker Star
(12:10) Main Theme - BattleBlock Theater
(12:59) Chasing the Wind - Genshin Impact
(14:21) Clive's Theme - Pokemon Scarlet & Violet
(15:19) Contemplation in Snow - Genshin Impact
(15:56) Chattering Snowflakes - Genshin Impact
(16:49) Ballad for the tragic deployment - Diabolik Lovers: Haunted Dark Bridal
(17:40) Gift Shop - ENA: Dream BBQ
(17:57) Arcade Theme - FNAF: Security Breach
(18:51) Dr. Tequila's Final Weapon - Harmful Park
(20:10) A Return To Normalcy - Skullgirls
(20:49) Surge of Prophecies - Genshin Impact
(20:58) Roxanne's Invitation - Potionomics
(21:43) Title Theme - Animal Crossing
(23:07) Miss Miranda - Night in the Woods
(24:18) Life Goes On - Persona 5
(25:58) Kamek's Theme Yoshi's Island - SiIvaGunner
(26:31) Put on a Show! - Pizza Tower
(29:14) Fervant Flare - Genshin Impact
(29:51) The Shaman - ENA: Dream BBQ
(30:40) Halcyon Times - Genshin Impact
(31:37) Options - MySims Agents
(33:27) Hotel Yado (EU Version) - SiIvaGunner
(34:50) The Hammer & The Mace - ANTONBLAST
(36:22) Rose Town - Super Mario RPG