I Learned Dvorak So You Don't Have To
Dvorak layout with German umlauts: https://del.dog/pizihivuli.htm
Just paste it into a file and copy to /usr/share/X11/xkb/symbols/us (make a backup of "us" first).
MUSIC:
Intro: Queens of the Stone Age - No One Knows
Video: Receptor - Room 302
