John Legend - All of me PARODY "Half of me"
Fitzy & Wippa are back with their brand new parody of John Legend's "All of me", it's called "Half of me". Let's just say that the boys' wives are not too happy...
LYRICS:
I cant fix the fence, I'm watching cricket on the couch
I don't like your quiche and now I'm Oscar the Grouch
Youve got my head spinning, you're tripping, honey how about chillin out
Your Mums coming over, yeah that's totally fine
Cause I've invited Johnno and he's totally blind
You can get so scary, your Underbelly, this relationship's considered a crime
So I've used all the hot water
Just Hold your knickers you will survive
You are crazy and yes I'll always be a child
And some of me
Loves bits of you
Love it when you mow and cut the hedges
Not when you add to your shoe collection
Give your all to me
I'll give about 50% to you
We are blokes we conceal our feelings
Public affection we don't know the meaning
'Cause I give you half, half of me
And you give me all the bits that I really love about you
How many times do I have to tell you
Friday night darts is only for dudes
That would be like me deleting the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on IQ
Youre a top girl, you are you beaut
If I was Deniliquen, you'd be my ute
But you've got my hair thinnin, my ears are ringin, listening to you
[Bridge]
I didn't know I married a lawyer
And I'm living on a constant trial
You're loco and I must be off me dial
'Cause parts of me
Loves a few things about you
Love it when I come home to meat and veggies
And not when I'm drinking with your Uncle Reggie
Give your all to me
I'll squeeze out the best I can for you
Dont dress me up in clothes that you find from Rivers
Just tell me Mitchell Johnson's figures
'Cause I give you half, half of me
And you give me all the bits that I really...........
